#HUNDRED: Between a fortunate tout and a recharge card god

Believe it or not, 2016 na sure year.

Whatever spirit must’ve made Smooth Promotions to postpone their annual Headies award to the 1st of January, 2016 deserves 7 clay pots of Eko, boiled Guinea fowl eggs and KFC chicken.

Incase you missed it, one of the biggest beefs in the Nigerian entertainment industry just hit the grill and the aroma bad gan.

Olamide taking on Don Jazzy.. who coulda thunk it?

What happened?

Reekado Banks won the keenly contested ‘Next Rated Act’ award at the Headies. An Award a lot of people assumed Lil Kesh or Korede Bello should’ve won.

Reekado Banks was visibly suprised he won. Don Jazzy was visibly surprised Bovi pulled a Steve Harvey and mentioned Reekado Banks instead of Korede Bello. Olamide’s alcohol became Agbo Jedi. The jaws of the YBNL crew became weak.

Reekado collected the award and said: “I know say some people go dey vex right now, but you can rant… it’s allowed.”

Adekunle Gold won ‘Best Alternative Song’ for ‘Sade’. He took the stage in company of the whole YBNL family. Adekunle did well to thank everyone but his boss had other plans. Olamide who still had a bad taste in his mouth, used the opportunity to spit. He emphatically ask the audience to have sexual intercourse with shit and then went on to insult Ayo Animashaun’s mother. He dropped the Agbo Jedi on stage and flaunted “gang signs” of “The Horny Fraternity”.

A while later, Don Jazzy was announced as the recipient of a ‘Special Recognition Award’. He climbed the stage and explained why he hates awards. Then he asked his elder brother, Olamide to come get the car attached to Reekado Banks award so peace will reign.

Then all of a sudden, Meek Mill’s fingering spirit which was resting in Davido, flew and possessed Olamide. That’s how Twitter caught fire.

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